Kitaabon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Baagon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Phoolon se keemti cheez hai dil
Koi nahi kehta dil todna mana hai.....!
Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.
Ek na ek din mil jaane ka waada karo..
Meri zndgi me fir aane ka waada karo..
Bahut tanha hu mai tumhare bina..
Mujhe gale se lagaane ka waada karo..
Choom kar mere hontho ko tum
meri sanso me bas jaane ka waada karo...........superb love msgs for special one
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Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha
khudkushi paap hai
zulm hai gunah hai
buzdili hai pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai,
insan khud ko goli maarle!
Santa dials a number a girl
receives tha call.
Santa: who r u...?
Girl: seeta here.
Santa: sorry madam..
Maine to chandigrh phone kiya
tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Student's Life is Like English Movies
School = Jurassic Park..
Principal = King Kong..
Vice Principle = Hulk..
Teachers = Aliens..
Class Guys = Planet of Apes..
Class Gals = Charlies Angels..
Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea
Exam = Mission Impossible
Invigilator = Terminator..
Result = 2012 ..(end of the world)
In faslo ki fikar me q kru bhala
bohat dur reh k b mere paas he koi
is soch me duba he bohat der se mera dil
kya uske dil me b aisa ehsaas he koi
Upar se gussa dil se ijhar karte ho,
mere sms, call ka intezaar karte ho,
Lakh chupaao lekin sab pata h,
Tum bhi muje pyar krte ho..............love proposal sms in hindi
Badal ki tarah awara hain hum
aap bhula na sakoge wo nazara h hum
jo toot k fana ho jaye apki ek khwaish k liye
aasma ka wo sitara hai hum..
Waqt ke mod pe aisa waqt aya.
Zakhm dil ka zuban pr aya.
Na rote the hum
kanton ki chubhan se bhi.
Aaj na jane q phulo ki,
khusbu se bhi rona aya..
1 Shayar shop me jakar bola -
"Gilaaf-e-auzar-e-maza-e-mohabbat, Bandish-e-nasal do"
Shopkeeper kya..?
Shayar ki wife : C*nd*m Dijiye.. very funny sms
Abundant Wealth;
Pounds of Cakes;
Variety of Presents;
Hundreds of Friends;
And lots of Happiness.
That's my sincere wish for you on your birthday!
Happy birthday, dear friend!
Santa Banta dono bhai ek he class me padhte the
Teacher - tum dono appne papa ka naam alag- alag kyo likha?
Santa - Madam phir app kahoge hum ne nakal mari hai
Sardar ne shok me roja rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:dekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked: dooba kia
son:nai g
Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga ki
Santa: Look into my eyes, you see something?
Girlfriend: I see true love...
Santa : O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!
gas cylinder ke liye lambi line dekhkar santa guse me bola, very funny sms
Me avi gas agency ke malik ko jute mar kar ata hu
kuch der ke bad wo wapis line me aakar lag gaya
Banta ne pochha - maar aye jute ?
Santa nahi yaar waha es se vi labi line lage hai
Jiis din se us bewafa ne mujhe chora hy
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Yaqeen karo
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Mobile ki battery 3, 4 din aaram se chal jati hy..
Everyone wants happiness,
no one needs pain..
But,
its not possible to get a
rainbow without a little rain!
Dewana hum tujhe bhi bana
denge, dil me tere apni yaad
ki shama jala denge, raho
chahe jitna bhi pathar dil
ban ke, par apni yadon se ek
din zaroor tum ko rula denge.
Taqdir kya likhu muqaddar ke samne
usne qatal kr diya ghar ke samne,
sari basti jalti afsos na hota
sirf mera ghar jala samandar ke samne.!!
Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai.
Messagegiri jisme aap msgs kare ya na kare,
ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko
sharm aayegi.
Sardar ne airport me call karke pucha-
punjab to amrica kitna time lagta hai?
Receptionist: just a second sir..
Sardar- pee k baithi hai kya?..........very funny sardar jokes
Apne mobile ko facewash lagkar garm pani se
Dhokar kumkum aur chawal lagkar mandir main chada
Do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi to puja karo.
Pyaar wo hai jis mein sachaii saath ho
Saathi ki har baat ka eshsas ho
Uski har addaa par naaz ho
Dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka eshaas ho..............................love proposal sms
Agar wo apni mohabat hume banale
hum unka har khwab apni palko pe sajale
karegi kaise maut hame unse juda
agar vo hame apni ruh me basale.
Dear LAYS chips manufacurer,
You forgot to list one thing
under the ingredients..
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AIR..!
Dil Ke Zakhmo Ko Unse Chhupana Pada..
Palke Bheegi Thi Par Muskuraana Pada..
Kaisi Ulti Hai Pyar Ki Ye Rasme..
Roothna Chaahte Thay Par Unko Manaana Pada..!
Tere ishq ne sarkari daftar bna liya dil ko,
Na koi kam sunta hai, or na koi bat sunta hai,
Nikalte hai tere aashiyane ke aage se
Sochte hai ki tera didar ho jayega
khirki se teri surat na sahi saya nazar aaye ga
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe.
Barso guzar gaye rookar nahi dekha..
Ankho me neend thi sookar nahi dekha..
Wo kya jaanenge dard e mohabbat kya hai..
Jisne kabi kisi ka hokar nahi dekha..!
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Koi raasta nahi dua ke siva..
Koi sunta nahi khuda ke siva..
Maine bhi zndgi ko bahut kareeb se dekha hai..
Mushkil me koi saath nahi deta ansuoo ke siva..!
Teacher to Santa-
If a paratha & a pizza is thrown from a 50 feet
building, which will reach the ground first?
Santa: pizza, coz itz a fast food!!
Position Of A Husband Is Just Like A Split AC..
No Matter How Loud He Is Outside..
But
He Is Designed To Remain Silent Indoor..............very funny husband wiife jokes
Zndgi ko pyar aap se jayada nahi karte..
Kisi pe aitbaar aap se jayada nahi karte..
Aap ji sake mere bina to acchi baat hai..
Hum ji lenge aapke bin ye waada nahi karte..!
Jaisi Hai Teri Tamanna Waise Pyaar Karenge,
Har Dhadkan Par Apni Wafa Ka Ikraar Karenge,
Jaha Bhi Jaoge Har Kadam Hume Hi Paaoge,
Ishq Ke Har Mod Par Tera Intezaar Karenge…
Todne ke liye wada kiya nahi jata.
Soch samajh ke pyar kiya nahi jata.
Yakin karo pyar ho ya dosti.
Agar dil se ho to uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nai jata
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*;',%.'; Ye Ek Ped
__)(__ Hai...
Khubsurat Hai Na,
Galti Se Bhi Mujhe Bhoolne Ki
Koshish Ki To isi Pr Ulta Tang Dunga........miss you my friends.........sweet friendship msgs in hindi
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+ Aap isme +
' "+ ho = +"
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yha se niklne k koshis n krna wrna ye tut jayega qki ache dost kbhi dil nhi todte.
santa : mere padosi ka bachha gum ho gaya !
banta : fir kya kiya ?
santa : maine kaha google per search kar lo mil jaye to download kar lena...
minister : bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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santa : mera baap pahle zakhmi hua fir mar gaya. hamara 8 lakh banta hai ...
Friends are:
F: Fabulous
R: Real
I: Impeccable
E: Everlasting
N: Necessary
D: Delectable and
S: Spicy....................best friendship quotes ever
Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum
dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum
ab to pahchan lo kon he hum
dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum
Husband & Wife dono market gaye
to Ek Ladki ne bare pyaar se HELLO kiya...
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Wife: kaun thi wo??
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Husband: Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,
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abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho ??
Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..??
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Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!
I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!
Dil Se Liya 1st
"D"
Love Se Liya 2nd
"O
Rose Se Mila 3rd
"S"
Geet Se Mila 4th
"T"
Sathi Se Mila 5th
"I"
Tub Jakar Bani Ye Pyari "DOSTI".
Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!
Jewellery shop me ek admi ki zabrdst pitayi ho gyi ,
why ?
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Any guess ?
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Don't know ?
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Because usne cute sales girl se kaha ki ..
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"aap ki ek - ek item gazab ki hai "
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Aaj sone ka kya rate hain ??
1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, very funny sms
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.
Tu jo marzi mang le har cheez kurban hai meri..
Bas ik jaan na mangna, kyunk tu hi to jaan hai meri.
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
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3 most innocent faces in d world
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1-"a sleeping baby."
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2-"udhar mangane wala aadmi"
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3-"hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost..
Santa got job in 'idea' customer care call centre.
Customer: my idea sim is blocked, what to do?
Santa : don't get tense, remove 'idea' sim
and use 'airtel' sim. Thank you for calling 'aircel'.
Chupa le is tarah se tu mujhko apni baan'hon mein...
K hawa bhi guzarne ki ijaazat maange............very romantic msg for girlfriend
Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name??
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Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. .
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Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain.
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya
Teacher: Very Good
Kisme Aaya?
Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me...........very very funny jokes 2013
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.
Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny love msgs in hindi
Santa na ek college khola,
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Naam kya rakha ho ga?
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Naam Tha - Womens College for Boys
Relationship is not just a word
It's perfect match between two souls
It's a silent commitment
Which says, I will be with you forever...
Kisi khoobsurat mausam me,
meri aankho pe aap apna hath rakh do..
Or haste hue keh do, pehchan lo to ham tumhare..
Or na pehchano, to tum hmare..
Dil ki dhadkan aur dil ki sadha ho tum,
meri pehli aur aakhri arzoo ho tum,
chahunga tumhe chahat se badh kar,
meri chahat aur chahat ki inteha ho tum....!
Mit jaye ye duri agar tum chaho......
Na koi ho majburi agar tum chaho......
Hume to hai chahne wale bahut.....
Magar humari ye tamanna hai k hume tum chaho......!
Bahot Sukoon Milta Hain,
Sachhe Pyar Mein....!
Poori Duniya Simat Jaati Hain,
Apne Hi Yaar Mein....!!
Barson baad bhi shaamil hai meri saanso'n mein tu!!!
Agar nashaa hota tho kab ka utar gaya hota...!!..............Love is timeless and love is forever
Santa 'jockey' ki chaddi laya
Aur pure gaaon me dhoti
Utha utha ke dikhaya...
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Ghar aaya, almari kholi toh behosh....q.
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Q aila !! Chaddi to almari me hai.
Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai
Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Rosni Chali Gai
Kya Kahu Kya Gujri Is Dil Pe Tere Bina
Hum Jinda To Rahe Gaye Par Zindgi Chali Gai.............true love sms in hindi
Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh aik baat kehniiiii haiiiiiii tumse.......
Hum rafta rafta teray hotay jaa rahay hai.......kasam se !!______hindi msgs to impress girls/girlfriend
Wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu,
sare zamane ki unpar najar H kya karu,
Ji chahta H jala du sare shehar ko,
Lekin us shehar Me unka bhi ghar H kya karu.
Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab
Santa: chutta nahi hai
Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala
little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga very very funny sms
girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge???
G O O D
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English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi........latest mast jokes
A girl should care 4 her guy like a child..
A guy should respect his girl like his mom..
Bcoz no guy can hurt his mom..
And no girl can love someone more than her child..!
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"! very very funny jokes 2013
Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!
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Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin".
Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!
Ye Sun kar mere hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya.....very very funny sms jokes
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JaB Gol-Gappy wala bola"Plz give your feedback and comments on my Facebook Page - www.facebook.com/papu.golgappe"
A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever. Good Morning!
Find arms that'll hold you at your weakest;
Eyes that will see you at your ugliest;
Heart that will love you at your worst.
And if you have found it, you've found true love!...........best true love quotes ever
Modern wedding ceremony/Future Marriage Ceremony-
Pujari: do u both agree to change your facebook status to married?
Couple: yes, we do
Pujari: vivah sammpan
Sweet love proposal -
Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi?
Q 2: What's the name of Lord Rama's elder son?
Q 3: What's the style of Swami Narayan's 'Tilak'?
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1. I
2. Luv
3. U
Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
But Family and Friends are roots of life!
We can manage without the fruits;
But can never stand without the roots!.........decent msgs
MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE funny msgs
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn
Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge
Chahe Jo Ho Jaaye Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge
Chahe Jo Haalat Ho Aapse Munh Na Modenge
Tod Denge Sanson Ki Dor Magar AapkaDil Na Todenge..!!.........new love msgs
Hawa chal rahi hai right,
Taare chamak rahe hain bright,
Moon taaro k beech me hai white,
Zyada mat socho band karo light,
Aur so jao good night...........lovely good night msg
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Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein Koi Chand Nagar Se;
Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi Andheron Ke Safar Main;
Woh Baat Hai Tujh Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi Hai;
Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe Meri Nazar Se!
Dekhi Hazaron Mehfilen,
Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hazaron
Par Unki Adaa Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Jaam Hain Hazaron,
Par Unki Dosti Ka Nasha Kuch Aur Hai.!
Kuch khubsurat sath chhuta nhi krte,
waqt ke sath lamhe rutha nhi krte,
milte hai kuch dost aise zindagi me,
jinse nate khabhi tuta nhi karte...
Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile.
Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart!
Relations do not shine by just shaking hands in the best time.
But relations shine by holding hands in critical times!
Banta: What exactly is First Aid?
Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time!
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Manager: What is ur Qualification? Sardar: I'm Ph.D.
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Manager: wat do u mean by Ph.D.?
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Sardar: Passed High school with Difficulty.
Faith is like Wi-Fi...
It's invisible; bt it has d power 2 connect u 2 d 1 who has everything that you need!
Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
The tenderness of ÿõur rõsy lips, the fragrance of ÿõur breath,
the warmth of ÿõur embrace and being with ÿõu is a dream cõme true. I lõve ÿou!
Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..!
Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ?
Nighaon me tum humko bsa lo,
Dil ke pass tum humko hi bitha lo,
Pyar itna kro ki hum bhool jaaye sbko,
Tum hamari wafa ki tasveer hi aapne dil mein bna lo,
Ü r my dream in mÿ slêêp;
Ü r the vision of my eye;
Ü r the smile of my lips;
Ü r the beat of my heart;
Ü r an angel in my prayers;
Ü r the light of my life.
MY lõve! MY Life!
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Shokh hassi ho latest tarif sms
Dilkas dilnasi ho
Bheegi chandni ho
Dheemi roshani ho
Wafa ho, nasha ho
Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho
Husno aaftaab ho
Most funny love sms in Hindi - Fresh N New latest funny sms
WoH Mujhe MiL Kar ROyA EtnaKi
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"Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Ke Meri HASi Nikal Gayi".....
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shaadi k pahle hi din pati ne patni pr rob dalne k liye english paper patni ko dikhate hue-
dekho car ulat gyi. patni- car nahi ulti . paper sidha pakro................husband wife jokes
Boys vs Girls jokes........very very funny sms in Hindi »
ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h. jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h.
ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h. jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h.
Sochta hu Aapki Dil mein utar ke dekhu..
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kaun sa purza hai jo aapko mughe sms/msgs nahin karne deta
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<)(> Screw-driver to laa Chote zaraa
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Muj se ab ye 'JUDAI ka 'ZEHAR' pia nhi jata 'dosto'
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HØ Ske to
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Mujhe 2 glass
Anar Ka 'Juice' hi pila do
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'Burf' mat dalwana..
Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas Hota Hai
Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hota Hai,
Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi Hota Hai,
Har Lamha Usi Ka Khayal Hota Hai,
Aankhe Chahti Hai Har Pal Usi Ko Dekhna,
Aanko Me Pyar Beshumar Hota Hai,
Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti Hai Tez Tez,
Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab Haal Hota Hai,
Like the dew drops on the flowers
I love the feelings of ur lips on mine
with the warmth of ur embance....
I love to keep sinking in your arms always
all I wanna say I love you always........say it to your sweetheart with this romantic msgs.
Just like having chochlate I wish to get dipped into your sweet sugary passionate love and feelings
Âll Ï wanted was sm1 to Care 4 me
Âll Ï wanted was sm1 who’d be there 4 me
Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 who’d be True
Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 like U
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When we are together...
I forget the whole world..
and lost in your silky soft arms
I love this feeling of being in love with you
I wanna bo with you every day, every moments!
Surkh gulaabi hoth aankhen shabnami latest tarif sms
Chehra phul sa shadab, ya mehtab
Julf reshamii, jese raat ki kahani
Sangemarmar sa badan, chandan sa yauvan.............latest tarif sms........impress your girlfriend/beloved
Close to you.., be your side..., that's the place I love to be...
Sending a @}-,-`- red rose to say you hold special place in my heart... I love you
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I FEEL U MISS U THIS WAY MY LOVE MY LIFE
My love towards you is like no other....valentine special
it's loyal and true
it's strong and pure
Hear my heart dear
I love you forever
Together we always cheer..................best love quotes for your beloved
Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. santa banta funny jokes
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Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge.
Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya.
Doctor: Ye kaise Hua?
Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha.
Mujhe 1 Admi Bola -
Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......latest santa banta jokes
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Friendship is:
A bond of love;
A medal of trust;
A shoulder in sadness;
A hand in darkness;
Something that doesn't cost;
And a jewel never to be lost..........best friendship sms/quotes ever......say your friend how she/he is special 4 u
Ðëkha Tujhë Jãßsë
ßåâT Ýëh DìL me HaÌ TåßSe
MîL Jãaÿë Mujhe Pýãår Tërã"
ßáS Äùr Kuch Nàhï Çháheÿe Ráß Se..........To send to your love.......Express yourself with these beautiful messages
Pööcha jö unse chaand nikalta hai kis terhan
janaaa zulfön kö rukh pe daal kar jhatka dya kay yunf
Khushbo kyon na hogi meri guftugu mein
Main ne kuch waqt guzaara hai ek phool jese shakhs k sath..!!
Main chaahta hoon tujhko dil-o-jaan ki tarha
Tu chhaa gayi hai mujhpe aasmaan ki tarha
Ek"aah" jo dil ko rula de,
ek"waah" jo mon ko behla de,
ek"raah" jo manjil ko mila de aur
ek `sms` Jo apno ki "yaad"dila de
JUNG main SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani.
BANTA-aisa kyu?
SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi Yaar.......santa banta jokes
Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye
Bacha nahi huaa
Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha
Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu.
Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes mast jokes
"L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samjh lo L Ø V Ë »--—»love ho gaya...!
Bol Or Bol...
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Apke Bare Me Galat Bol Rha Tha Bhai,
To Ulta Latka Diya Isko! Ye
Apko INTELLEGENT Kah Rha Tha. latest jokes
Happy perfume day
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khushbu jo apko Diwaana bana de...
`G`Ø`Ø`D`
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Tea ready...Good morning hv a nice day
One must always have a unique character like SALT.
It's presence is not felt but it's absence sure makes things tasteless.
Good morning!
Din Bhar Ki Thakan Ab Mita Lijiye,
Ho Chuki Raat Roshni Bujha Lijiye,
Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah Dekh Raha Hai,
Bus Palkon Ka Parda Gira Lijiye. .......good night sms
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Our love is like dove
always together so close
Romantic, Radiant, Loyal
Caring, Cuddly, Adorable
Wo Tere Dilksh Lab, Wo Teri Madmast Aankhe,
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Ae JAAN
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Fir Ek Baar Unhe Chumne Ko Ji Chahta Hai..!! .........romantic sms/quotes/msgs in hindi
Ae Meri Jaan-E-Ghazal Kyu Teri Chahat Naa Karu ? Saans Ruk Jae Agar Tujhse Muhabbat Naa Karu.
Ho gyi raat asman me nikal gye sitare
So gye sari panchi kya khub khile nzare
Ap b so jaiye is hasin raat me
Dekhiye Swtdrms pyare pyare.....sweet good night sms
Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.
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Meri Cute si butterfly
Itni dur Udkar aapko
"GooD" "MorninG"
kehne aayi hai
pyar me tere hum kuchh is kadar kho gye hain,
Jmane se bekhabr hum tere dil me so gye hain,
Mat uthana hume ab apne dil ki god se,
hum sada k liye ab tmhare ho gye hain........love msgs
Mein hu msgs.....
Mujhe sms ke name se bhi
Jana jata hai...
Or mein ....[your name here]
Ke mobile me postman ki job karta hu
Sir, ne aapko ''Good morning'' Bol ne ko kaha h
Short bt superb msgs- " Miss the 1 who z ready 2 miss anythng 4 u"
The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.....heart touching sms...
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Out of all relations Friends hold the best place.
No ego
No break-ups
No frustation
No commitments
Just sharing the best and the worst too!
Remembering you, my dear friend!
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W-without I-information F-figh E-evertime......very funny jokes on wife
Palak Jhuka Kr salam Krte H
Dil ki dua apke nam karte H
Kabul ho agar to muskura dena
Hum yeh pyara Sa din apke nam karte h
Good Morning
I need a kiss;
I require hugs;
I long for love;
I yearn for warmth;
I want to feel an intimate touch.
But mostly I need all the above. And that too, from you and you only!
Miss you, sweety !......romantic sms
Mountain, rain or summer heat;
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart! ``$`` best birthday quotes ever | best birthday msgs``$``
